Single mother
Two jobs, one car, and a childcare waitlist that hasn’t moved since March.
child care subsidy income limits
cheapest formula in bulk
school district boundary map
Cloaks is freeware. We’re releasing it to a small group first, to see how its local AI model runs across a wide range of hardware. Leave your email and we’ll send you a login and a download link when your batch opens.
Your email is used for one thing: sending you a login and a download link. Your hardware details are used only to measure how the local model performs.
Neither is shared with anyone. They’re kept in a private database that only Jonny can access.
The record of your request is deleted whenever you ask: reply to any email we send you, or message Jonny on LinkedIn.
Their file on you reads
single mother
Cloaks runs an AI model on your own machine that poisons the profile data brokers, ad networks and governments are building on you. It invents people who aren’t you, then sends them out to search the web, fill shopping carts, click ads and talk to ChatGPT, Gemini and Claude, until the file with your name on it is mostly fiction.
Fight AI with AI.
A handful of searches is all it takes to profile you. A VPN hides where you are, not who you are. Cloaks doesn’t hide what you do. It poisons the record of it.
Three searches from one investigation, the way a tracker logs them. Switch Cloaks on, then try to find them again.
Their best guess about you
Likely a journalist, investigating a public official.
93%
sure of it
Switch Cloaks on, then find your three.
Types the persona’s questions into real search engines, key by key with human timing, then clicks a result and reads it. Their log says you asked.
Navigates the web the way a person reads: forum to article to video, scrolling and dwelling as it goes. The trail is one you never walked.
Adds items to carts that fit the persona. Retailers and ad networks read it as intent and bid on a shopper who isn’t there.
Chats with Gemini, ChatGPT and Claude, asking what the persona would ask. The models that remember you remember someone else.
Optional, and persona-aligned: a gardener clicks cedar bed kits, ignores car insurance, and teaches the targeting a lie.
Resolves the long tail of domains a real page pulls in, with real headers and referrer chains. Even the network log reads as fiction.
Raised bed soil: the 60/30/10 mix explained
gardeners.com
What to fill a raised garden bed with
almanac.com
Bagged mix or DIY? A cost breakdown
reddit.com/r/gardening
Soil calculator for 4×8 beds
soilcalc.org
cedar raised bed kit
Matches the gardener
cedar raised bed kit
compost tumbler
native seed mix
best soil mix for raised beds?
cedar or pine for a 4x8 raised bed?
which native plants do well in shade?
DNS www.gardeners.com
DNS cdn.gardeners.com
DNS fonts.gstatic.com
DNS www.googletagmanager.com
GET gardeners.com/raised-beds
DNS bat.bing.com
DNS static.cloudflareinsights.com
GET gardeners.com/raised-beds/cedar-4x8
DNS connect.facebook.net
GET reddit.com/r/gardening/…
DNS i.redd.it
Each one is a person the model invented, with a life that explains every search. Flick through a few.
Two jobs, one car, and a childcare waitlist that hasn’t moved since March.
child care subsidy income limits
cheapest formula in bulk
school district boundary map
Drives nights, and does the arithmetic on mileage, brake pads and what’s left.
1099 mileage deduction 2026
brake pad replacement cost
busiest delivery hours by zip
Flagged the invoices that didn’t add up, and was out by the end of the month.
sec whistleblower program
can an nda stop me reporting fraud
employment lawyer near me
Three twelves a week, and a body that no longer knows what time it is.
shift work sleep schedule
mandatory overtime rules nursing
night shift meal prep ideas
Signing up a warehouse floor one conversation at a time, from a personal phone.
nlrb election petition steps
what counts as union busting
can my employer read my work email
Out four years, with a claim that has been “in review” since spring.
va disability claim appeal
tinnitus rating criteria
gi bill transfer to dependent
Moved back into the family house in February. Does the paperwork at midnight.
respite care near me
power of attorney vs guardianship
does medicare cover a home aide
Third rent increase in four years, and a landlord who only answers by letter.
eviction on record how many years
tenant rights no heat
rent increase notice period
Four months in, and already getting mail addressed to the baby.
4 month sleep regression
compact stroller that fits in a trunk
baby sleep sack tog guide
Raised beds built last spring. The compost heap still won’t heat up.
raised bed soil mix ratio
best composting bins 2026
garden center near me
Following city hall through council minutes, campaign filings and lobbying records.
city council campaign contributions
lobbying disclosure database
how to read a campaign finance report
They run models in data centres to work out who you are. Cloaks runs one on your hardware to invent who you aren’t, writing the people, their questions and their days while you work. No Cloaks server, no third party to trust. The only thing that leaves is the poison.
Your model, your hardware. Personas and queries come from a local model. Cloud inference is optional and needs a license key.
Your browser, or ours. Cloaks operates your own Chrome, or the copy of Firefox it bundles. It works in the background, all day, with nothing for you to do.
No account. Install it, let it pull the model, press the power button. The app never asks you to sign up.
Cloaks poisons the profile, not the network. It doesn’t hide your IP address or where you are, and it doesn’t encrypt anything. If being profiled would put you in danger, Cloaks should not be the only thing you’re using.
The data harvesting industry is worth
$300,000,000,000